Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Friday, July 25, 2008

chicagoland versus LA-land

so we've been in pasadena, CA for over a month now! (can you believe that!) we've adjusted well and are thankful to have the chance to study here for a year.

i thought i'd write some of my observations about chicagoland (actually northwest indiana) and LA-land (actually pasadena.) forgive me for my generalizations, but in.....

Chicago - you say "cool"
LA - you say "right on"

Chicago - motto - "life in the fast lane"
LA - motto - "no worries"

Chicago - you race to get in line at the grocery store first
LA - you can ask to go in front of someone if you just have a couple items

Chicago -you buy cantaloupes by the item
LA - you buy cantaloupes by the pound. (never knew how much a cantaloupe weighed!)

Chicago - you cut people off and block them from getting on the expressway
LA - you're nice and let folks in (usually)

Chicago - same price for gas, cash or credit (why does the sign even say that?)
LA - gas is cheaper with cash (oh, that's why!)

Chicago - they're called police officers
LA - they're called peace officers

Chicago - traffic is always crazy
LA -traffic is crazy, but there's a carpool lane!

Chicago - the slug-bug game works because there aren't many around
LA - your arm would bruise from being hit so many times

Chicago - parents aren't always so nice to their kids in public
LA - parents are pretty laid back with their kids

Chicago - the state park trail sign reads "don't feed the raccoons or pigeons."
LA - the sign reads "don't worry- rattlesnakes don't usually bite."

Chicago – interstates are named by “I” and then the number. (I294)
LA – apparently, interstates have official titles. they are named with a “the” and then the number. (THE 210).

Chicago – sausage pizza (said with a short “a” on sausage. :)
LA – pepperoni pizza. i can’t find a sausage pizza in the frozen pizza section.

Chicago – i need a haircut ever six weeks
LA – i need a haircut every three weeks.

i feel like i'm forgetting some...i'll add them as they come to me....we love being in cali, but are chicagoan at heart! ;)

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

too funny!

two quick links from my favorite christian satire website....

funny story....
Virtual Pastors please picky church-goers

funny shirt....
you'll have to read it yourself :)

Sunday, August 05, 2007

pizza on the grill

i think pizza is certainly the food of heaven. i like to cook pizza at home, but am always hestitant to turn on the oven in the hot and humid chicago summers.

solution: the grill!

i don't remember how i thought of it...i think that i was churning my dilemna in my head..."hot weather, i love making pizza. hot weather, i love making pizza. can i grill pizza?"

so as i do with all of life's big questions, i googled it and found this page...

http://bbq.about.com/cs/meals/a/aa070602a.htm

it really was simple. i burnt the crust on my first run, but i won't do that again. the dough cooks fast! i think it would be fun to make smaller sized pizzas and let everyone put their own toppings on. seems like a fun party idea.

now i can have the food of heaven when the weather is more like the other place :)

Sunday, October 01, 2006

fun with media

i like to collect fun christian media on the internet. (especially stuff that helps christian laugh at themselves.) here are some that i think are funny....

Vintage21.com Jesus videos

Terminator and Jesus from MadTV

Reformed Gangstas (i consider myself both arminian and reformed, but this is funny!)

Real Christian Heroes (click worship and arts and then creative arts gallery)

Baby Got Book music video

anyone have anymore to add to the list?

Sunday, September 03, 2006

intro to lark news

this website cracks me up. they're a little edgy sometimes...it's good christian news satire. this one's pretty funny....

Mega-church downsizes, cuts non-essential members

Friday, August 11, 2006

fun with eggs

so since my wife has been pregnant, she's craved scrambled eggs just about every morning for breakfast. i have wikihow on my google home page, and one day, this how-to came up. it's surprisingly simple and easy to do. fun!

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-an-Egg-With-One-Hand